Paris Hilton on Tamarama, Oxford St

Paris Hilton turned up at Tamarama beach the other day. Footsteps came to a halt quite literally at arms length..I looked up (took an age to get past the legs..and quickly past the chest) when I heard an American voice on the phone "Im gonna get in the Oceaaaaannnn"



She only stayed for about 30 mins and didn't once get in the ocean.. so it was pointless waiting by the water for her. Only an idiot would do that. Thank god I really needed a swim.


The next day, outside "durty nelly's", Miss Hilton again decided to stalk us. Jumping from shop to shop, media frenzy included, we had a perfect view from the bar stool. Kelly went over to get look and a fresh snap for the blog.
Paris was acting like the true American rich kid, spending tons of cash shopping, while I did my bit for the Irish cause..sitting in the pub with drink in hand. You can take the man out of Ireland..blah blah blah !

Aoife's 30th Bash

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Ahh hallo, You're all looking well !
Aoife's bash.. oh where to begin. I suppose I could talk about the start of the night before we were all taken by the bewildered.




I was delighted to be asked to "act" as host, Ronald Trump by Aoife on her big night. I put the request down to my stunning good looks. A minor setback suffered when I learned it was to be a masquerade night. Still.. there was always the award of "best looking actor behind a mask". (Im not sure what night, is award night, but if anyone finds out could they let me know.)






It was a great, great night out.. everyone in character and playing their part
Paulie "inch high private eye" had the case closed in no time.. and as for that snooping man from the press.. good job son.. excellent part!! (but you can't beat my acting range.. its all about the range!) A big shout out to Elvis for making a comeback.. to Deco for playing dead for 10 minutes to give us all a chance at the bar(good move Aoife!).. and to Paddy for finding a mask that fit his head (I wont tell anyone you had to cut some of it away Paddy)

Thanks to Aoife for organising the $3 scooners and for a super night.. I'd love to say ill never forget it but unfortunately most of it was missing the next morning except for the hangover.. god dam $3 dollar scooners !

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