Happy Time.. ah High Five !

Borat made a little visit to bondi beach on Sunday 12th Nov as this fine specimen of a man was putting the rest of the beach to shame.

While I was resting on the sand with the guns, pecks and torso on display I noticed my many admirers turning there attention elsewhere. Shocked by this behaviour I got up to look at what was causing the commotion.



Borat, my adversary in beauty was coming down the steps with socks up to his knees, short shorts to his busters and a nice-a toight tennis top on, followed by film crew.

.... I like !

His attention immediately turned to a blonde girl sunbathing. "ahhhh... good prostitute... very nice.. how mache ??.. It not take me long to a finish"

The mock interviewer asked him what his wife would think of such comments, and out came the old reliable "My wife.. she is dead.. I have a new wife now.. high five"
The beach was in stitches laughing.. he then rubbed sun cream on a mans back before whipping down his shorts and rubbing it on his sex-hole.



Obviously he was promoting his new film.. and it worked.. Im going to go see it this week..



..velly niace a sex crime !!

U2 - Telstra Stadium 06

U2 came to town and played gigs on the Friday 10th, Saturday 11th and Monday 13th at Sydney's Telstra stadium. We had tickets for the Friday and Monday shows.
Friday didn't really match the hype I had built up for myself.

Please allow me to moan for a second before getting to the good part... It rained, the sound was poor, the crowd were dead and I dropped my camera..


all this and not one pack of Tayto in sight to rescue me !!
There were a few spuds on the way into the ground though.. I still don't understand why we Irish have to make a tit of ourselves when there in a microphone put in front of us.


A woman on a PA system, directing the crowd, had her mic hijacked by a knob who thought it would be great to shout "I wanna know where da bleeeedin toileh is..Nah.. deh toy-leh ". Classy !! Unfortunately Sydney is full of Irish that think the rest of the world has never heard their hometown accent and must enlighten us with their tone of pox!

On a good note.. Monday night was unreal. All of the above were reversed except for the Tayto. No rain, great crowd and sound and you can't break a camera twice! (Christmas ehem!)

I still dont know why they brought Kanye West as supporting act, surely there are nearer countries to travel to, to be ignored !



Here's the playlist from Monday.. poor memory though !!
City Of Blinding Lights
Vertigo
Elevation



I Will Follow
New Year's Day Beautiful Day / Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
Until the end of the world
Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
Love And Peace Or Else
Sunday Bloody Sunday
Bullet The Blue Sky


Miss Sarajevo Pride (In The Name Of Love)
Where The Streets Have No Name
One
Zoo Station
Mysterious Ways


The Saints Are Coming
Party Girl
Kite


The photos of the band close up are "borrowed" from Eddie Fitzgerald. Cheers Ed !! You can see more on http://www.eddiefitzgerald.com/